I don’t even know if I have followers buy ugh do you know when you read this book and goes like: “hm great book” and goes on with your life
but then this bitch friend comes to you and it’s like:
“hey guess what’s my fav book?”
and you go like:
“dunno. Where’s waldo”
and the creature talks about that book. The fuckin’ book you kept to yourself. And worse, the person is capable of twist everything the author wrote.
like: “Do you know when Capitu was screwin’ Escobar behind Bentinho’s back right?” - Dom Casmurro.
and you go like: “NO BITCH THAT IS A RIDDLE. NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW”
but they just go on with their Nobel Prize of Stupidity as if they were PhD in Literature.
and you just think. “Ugh i should have read meg cabot instead”
